Hello everyone. I am going to tell you something that some people might disagree with but I'm just going to say it.
I don't like when people who read the Bible say "If you go back to the Greek" or "this could be translated differently. I mean do you really think that you know Greek better than the scholars who translated the Bible? The have been studying many languages for years and people have the arrogance to try and translate it differently. Seriously folks, the Bible is translated in the best way possible. Don't try to interpret it in ways its not supposed to be.
Ben
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Friday, October 26, 2007
Jack Handy Quotes
“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.”
"I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people."
“Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared”
“When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.”
“It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, an angel gets set on fire.”
“The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?”
"I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people."
“Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared”
“When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.”
“It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, an angel gets set on fire.”
“The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?”
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
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